Novel idea...

(Location: Heathrow airport, Terminal 3)

A stroke of genius... Who wants Coke anyway?

Joke

Two bits of vomit are walking down the road. One starts crying. "Why are you crying?" asks the first bit of vomit. The weeping one turns to him and says;

"This is where I was brought up!"

Completely random...

This is a rather amusing label I saw in Nepal. I did a double-take when I first saw it...



...seeing as how it was a label on this bottle:



*stunned silence*
If anyone can think of anything more random, please let me know!

A general, sentimental, end-of-year feeling...

The most depressing sight in the world. Even more so than an empty chocolate wrapper.

Oh, but not as sad as the last time you see friends before saying goodbye. I love you all!

For all girls

Quote for the day:

"It is a fact universally acknowledged that necklaces obey no known law in the universe."

They show such unparalleled skill in getting hopelessly tangled within a matter of seconds that surely no known law can account for this phenomenon. Maybe I'm onto something here...

Health and safety gone mad

Quote for the day:

"Take care, this product will be particularly hot after cooking."

Can I sue them for insulting my intelligence? This has gone completely out of hand.

It will soon be over!

Another cartoon by the genius that is Dave Walker... this may be encouraging to people during the exam period.

Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

Procrastination

A cartoon which summarises the revision work ethic brilliantly:

Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

(Thanks to Dave Walker for allowing the use of this wonderfully insightful cartoon).

Wrong number?

This morning at around 9:50am, someone phoned me. Sadly my phone was switched off at the time. I got a message when I turned it back on saying I'd had a call and it gave the number of the caller. I didn't recognise the number so I thought I might type it into Google to see if it was anywhere important.

Exactly what the Freight Clearance Facilities at the Eastern Docks of Dover port wanted with me I have no idea. Could be to do with that entire farm I was trying to import all the way from New Zealand. Maybe it didn't make it through Customs or maybe we'll just never know......

Tom's views on religion.

Agnosticism = Not giving a toss.

Atheism = Giving a decidedly different toss.

Section 4

That is all