Joke

Two bits of vomit are walking down the road. One starts crying. "Why are you crying?" asks the first bit of vomit. The weeping one turns to him and says;

"This is where I was brought up!"

Completely random...

This is a rather amusing label I saw in Nepal. I did a double-take when I first saw it...



...seeing as how it was a label on this bottle:



*stunned silence*
If anyone can think of anything more random, please let me know!